WHEN GOD WALKED THE EARTH CHAPTER 19
God becomes a model

A few days later Mohammed introduced God to a model co-ordinator,The co-ordinator looked at God and he couldn’t take his eyes off Him,His face glowed like the light of a thousand stars, His nose was straight and delicate, His lips were shell pink like a rose bud ,His eyes were deep sky blue with lights in them, His face was enveloped in a canopy of dark, glowing and flowing hair .Here was a man who was perfect” you are just right for our new advertisement a multi multinational company is launching a new beauty soap only for men but---------“
“but what” ,Mohammed interjected
“he is perfect in every sphere ,in fact more then perfect, I have never seen before in my life such a handsome and a beautiful man He is one of a kind, ,but His body needs a little toning up, He has to expose upper portion of the body therefore ,He needs some exercise to tone up ,He should join a gym and in less then fifteen days he will become fit and ready to take on the world. Goddess Laxshmi who was over hearing the conversation said “,it is not easy to look after a human body it undergoes a lot of wear and tear, therefore you have to give it proper care and attention “ then appraising Him from top to toe she continued”,your body my lord is turning flabby because you are only eating and sleeping “.
“I will join the gym devi and then you will see how my body becomes sculpted”, replied God
“at the gym my lord there is a lot of hard work to do, since you have come on this earth you have done no work and therefore you have become lazy but I think you will not be able to take on all the heavy exercises you have to do in the gym, over there you have to do AB crunches which involves a lot of sweat and pain besides a gym costs plenty of money which you donot have, but I will tell you about an alternative which is as good as going to the gym. Squat on the bath room floor, soap and lather a load of clothes and vent your frustration and anger on them. This activity will give a good workout not only to your stomach ,hips ,calves, thighs, and ankles and also the cellulite butterfly wings which flap under the upper arms, washing over, then go to the washing line ,bend down lift up a piece of wash ,stretch and hang it to dry ,bend down and repeat till all the clothes are hung on the line this exercise will tone up your full body”, Goddess Laxshmi said in a teasing voice with a twinkle in her eyes
God knew that she was making fun of Him but He decided to enter a gym and get His body in shape, on no account was He going to lose this opportunity of earning money
He joined a gym and told the kindly owner that He would pay him after He got the first chute ,the day God joined him ,his luck turned for the good and he started considering God his lucky mascot. On the fifteenth day, when the model co-ordinator saw God ,he was happy with the results, He was signed for the advertisement and given an amount of one laky of rupees as advance, that very moment God went to Mohammed’s clinic and since the nurses knew Him ,He was not kept waiting ,He was ushered into the consulting room, a patient was being examined by the doctor ,at the end of the examination the patient asked the doctor wether he could now climb the stairs .”haven’t you climbed the stairs till today?” ,Mohammed questioned the patient
“no I haven’t ,you only forbade me from climbing the staircase of my house”.
“then how did you manage to go up to your flat all these days?. asked the doctor
“I climb the electric pole next to my bedroom window to enter my flat and I use the stairs for going down” .God could not help smiling to Himself, these were the people who made the world a lighter place to live in with no malice towards any body ,innocent as a new born baby. When the man left, God handed Dr Mohammed His first cheque and requested him to help the rickshaw puller in Calcutta by having him fitted with a artificial leg
‘from where do you find so much kindness ,you always think of others and go out of the way to help others” ,asked Mohammed.
“if I don’t help those in need, then who will help them ?any one who asks me for help ,I try my best to be of help, some times I may be late ,but I always help”
“give me his address and I will see that he is fitted with an artificial leg at the earliest” After Mohammed took the address, he told God,”don’t forget your shooting is early in the morning tomarrow you have to reach the vanue before the cock crows,I would have woken you up, but you know I am a heavy sleeper”.
“you neednt wake me up,I know my responsibilities I will be there in time”,replied God

Next day God reached the vanue in time,immediately He was taken to the makeup room,after He was made up,he was made to wear only skin tight shorts and led to a room which resembled a washroom.In the centre of the room was placed a tub half filled with water with rose petals floating in it,surrounding the tub on all sides were a bevy of beautiful girls.God was asked to step into the tub,the girls were then asked to lather Him with soap.Seeing Gods completely toned beautiful body with the muscles rippling in all the right places all the nymphets present around him wanted to get into His arms and be cuddled by Him.Goddess Laxshmi on seeing the vulgar display of emotions in the hearts of the girls, filled the waters of the tub to the brim,so that God who was sitting inside waiting to be lathered by the girls was completed covered up to the neck ,on seeing a full tub,the director scolded the spot boys and asked them to half empty the tub,when the water was removed and God once again stepped into it,the Goddess once again filled the tub upto the brim,this went on for some time ,nobody knew what was happening,everyone was amazed and stunned.At last the director who could take it no more decided to cancel the shooting,at that moment God beseeched the Goddess to stop playing the fool otherwise He would have to return the assignment money which He had already spent,Goddess listened to His plea and stopped playing mischief and left God alone,the shot was canned beautifully and God was showered with praises,the producers were so impressed with God that they signed Him up for one whole year.